You know you are in HK when...

You know you are in HK when...

Drunken Pig Knuckles are on the menu....

 And you know you have been there for 6 months, 

when your kids are NOT phased...

When Christmas Dinner includes the ENTIRE pig,

and that is a good thing... 

(Nope, haven't been here long enough for that one not to phase me.)

When the wind blows so hard while walking your dogs,

they become kites...

....  safety pins are not just used to hold on baby nappies.
Equal opportunity!

Male models pose like hot women...

Clipping your nails, or picking your nose or even your kids nose,

or your boyfriends zits is A-OK on the metro...

(No amount of time will probably convert me to that manner of thought.)

Groomed LONG toe nails are sexy (the longer the hotter, right?),

and who said you can't wear socks with sandles?

When the smell of cauldrons of eggs fills the air...

Smells really good, oddly.  Haven't braved trying one yet, though.

When, instead of a soda machine, there is an umbrella machine in the metro.

and ... 

When clouds and grey skies are the norm,

and you realize you have discovered your vampire self,

 as the sun hurts your eyes and head when it makes its rare appearance...